sticks and stones may break your bones, but Kelso nailed your sister.
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
- - Amy Waldman, The Submission (via unteyetled)
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
and what the fuck do you mean by that
tiny puppies on tiny couches !
Or giant puppies on regular couches.